5 ways to pretend to get over the Google+ Shutdown

5 ways to pretend to get over the Google+ Shutdown

Did you hear about the google+ shutdown?

Here’s 5 ways to pretend to get over the Google+ shutdown.

  1. Pretend to care about baths
  2. Pretend to care about yoga
  3. Pretend to care about yourself
  4. Pretend to care about other people
  5. Pretend to care about a hipster

#1 Pretend to care about baths.

Pretending to care about baths is one thing, but also pretend others care about it, by sharing pictures of yourself on twitter, or instagram. Because everyone is interested.

  • Bathing, immersion in a fluid
    • Bathtub, a large open container for water, in which a person may wash their body
    • Public bathing, a public place where people bathe
  • Thermae, ancient Roman public bathing facilities
hey, take a bath.

Take a bath with cloths on and you’re set.

My pants are wet.

Or dress and candles.

Dress, tub, that is relaxing.

lol
clothes bath time.

#2 Pretend to care about yoga.

After several years enjoying yoga for the healthy benefits, I’m starting to realize the monetizing missed because I was focused on getting healthy and flexible. There’s an entire world of people who do yoga, share it on social media, and pretend it’s big deal.

I challenge you to pretend to care about yoga, and in a big way.

Change someones way of yoga-ing.

Make up a new yogi-wordi.

Inspire some one go yoguh.

Pretending to care about Google+ shutdown is key to sounding really technical, but the truth to pretending about anything, is a good list of things to pretend to care about. Like Yoga!

Who doesn’t have a yoga time in their life?

Pretending to care about yoga is about as hip as it gets but to be full granola, you need to do at least 30 days straight, and share your adventures each day. Perfecting one pose is key to building a brand to giving a shit about yoga.

great yoga stretch.

Being proud of doing nothing, in a picture, is really fun.

Watch how this yoga champion does nothing.

a perfect balancing thing.

Make sure the image has a better view than your yoga skills, and you will always be the best on your instagram feed!

you have no idea how benefits this feels.

Benefiting your body with each movement, capturing it, and pretending yoga is your life for a few months will probably capture the attention of your relatives and closest friends!

Hey everyone, while on vacation, I also exercised.

#3 Pretend to care about yourself

Pretending to care about yourself is easy when you finally stop procrastinating about doing yoga.

Pretending to care about yourself is a great way to get social acceptance really quickly!

Be sure to blast out a lot of random shit to your friends and family over your cellphone.

omg omg omg

Pretend others care about you caring about yourself!

If they are next to you, text them about how much better your day is than most people that are near you. But it’s good to have them near you.

When you’re hanging out, get on your phone.

Nothing says you’re having a good day like staring at your phone for an endless amount of time, without any thought about when the last time you took a break from facebook.

In an elevator? Get on your phone and tell someone about how great your day is and show them something you can do.

In the car, get on your phone and tell people how good you look.

#4 Pretend to care about other people

Find a quick minute to post about something, that implicates you in a good light. Drop politics, voting, all that important stuff – keep it simple. If you get a chance to update your facebook picture to something helpful looking, you’re gold for a few months.

Pretend you care about someone else, and sing a song for them.

But it’s really about the picture, and you don’t know anything about playing music.

Look at my guitar.

When did caring about someone matter beyond the image, and if the image doesn’t happen, it didn’t happen. So that’s important to know before dealing with any non-image engagement. Screw that.

Nothing says you give a shit, like a picture of an old doctor.

“Hmm, science and shit.”

You know I care when I have doctor eyes on you.

Look at my gold watch too, that screams I care about you, and your time.

Glad we had this important discussion. I’m married.

Post a hopeful picture on your facebook and pretend it’s you helping some old person, and say something like.

“It feels great to help others.”

Great idea.

#5 Pretend to care about a hipster.

Not all hipsters, just a hipster.

Wow, you don’t live in Austin do you.

Beards covering double chins are the new classic hipster.

Skinny jeans are comfortable but hey,… You damn hipster.

Let’s pretend hipsters are a big problem, and pretend we need to care about people who are super super hipster.

who me?

No not you, stock image hipster girl.

We are talking about all the hipsters that take a lot of time out of their week to prepare for practically zero interactions with people. But take an exuberant amount of time getting ready, preparing, and potentially exercising to the point that it’s considered weird.

Are they laughing at me.

Hipsters are equally as important as Google+ shutting down their entire social media forum.

Google is about as annoying as that annoying hipster person…

Deleting everything… lol

Come on now.

Deleting everything seems a bit rash.

But I understand, from a digital marketing perspective, it makes sense.

Python for beginners – pythonforbeginners – A Puddle of Trash Water

Python for beginners – pythonforbeginners – A Puddle of Trash Water

The domain pythonforbeginners or Python for Beginners, is a massive pile of trash water ranking on Python related terms… After building a bunch of websites, and learning to rank, I realize it’s not hard to rank with poor quality. But this is different. This place actually has pop up ads trying to fish people into downloading viruses.

So, from my perspective, Python for beginners is ranking, is ranking with the water from a garbage dumpster.

Today, they are considered authority – with a BUNCH of affiliate links, virus pop ups, and google ads. Yes, fishing popups suggesting to download viruses… Google is not the best source of information for a lot of beginner related topics. The owners at Python for beginners are not actually doing any of their own work too, they are copy and pasting from other websites, and the code is poorly explained, without any logical next steps or helpful links.

The entire websites looks as if someone automated it, poorly.

Because I am an overly emotional blogger who gives a shat about people getting quality content, I’m going to stop at nothing until I beat pythonforbeginners… out of whatever keywords I decide to aim at, and I will not stop at one!

Pythonforbeginners.com is a pile of trash water

pythonforbeginners.com is a pile of trash water. They have click ads that are loaded with viruses, that trick try to trick unsuspecting people into clicking garbage, garbage faking to be Google offering updates… That’s how much of a pile of trash water pythonforbeginners truly is.

I learned list comprehensions from scratch, no mentor, no internet, on a laptop in Louisiana, down by the river!!!

pythonforbeginners is like a disgusting water vaporizer.

If you leave water in a water vaporizer for too long, the water turns into trash water. Similar to pythonforbeginners.com. You let a keyword sit without competition, it turns into trash water.

During my vacation, I ran into a bunch of trash water blogs (with limited connectivity from my dads samsung galaxy phone) and so far, most if not all examples don’t explain variations or granular details, and the past few years I basically blog about every type of technology I learn along the process, so list comprehensions is no different than some rabbit dive I’ve done, professionally, but here – it’s all new and the help docs suck, big time! HOW?

Building better tutorials, with pound for pound better content, on a website built for helping new python developers. With data analysis, competitor analysis, web scraping, and tons of google data, I’m going to find exactly how to beat this trash water website.

What will Tyler Garrett be generating with this list comprehensions wiki? First of all – the 1st Badass tutorial on List Comprehensions – with overly explained stuff… Explaining how different code examples work, based on different usages of the code, with real world help…

A list comprehensions wiki that dominates pythonforbeginners insides and outsides, your trash water stinks.

Non-trashwater solution to learning, without affiliate links or poorly written blogs.

What’s cool is the competition is low, and the yield for me to learn python, and network with people who think quality content is king, well.. yeah, let’s network fam. I spend most of my time helping others, giving back, and blogging about complex things, in simple manners.

Follow their garbage twitter here: https://twitter.com/pythonbeginners

When I travel I text food pics to my wife. 

When I travel I text food pics to my wife. 

Do you ever get lonely and text your best friend a picture of your food? Maybe give them a review of it? When I travel I text food pics to my wife and give her reviews along the way.A Wawa coffee next to my wawa-water. A chicken quesadilla with chipotle sauce. 

Here’s the breakfast options at a hotel I stayed in, outside of LA.

Slim pickings for sure. 

Not like the burger place down the road. 

Yummy.

The burgers were too good. 

Siena Cafe – A dog friendly cafe in Irving, Texas.

Siena Cafe – A dog friendly cafe in Irving, Texas.

Irving Texas dog friendly Siena Cafe. A nice little place in a shopping mall layout. I personally did not like any of the food and won’t be returning to Siena Cafe. (blogged on medium too).

We loved the fact that the staff was attentive to our needs, so I don’t feel bad about giving them good marks on customer service. It was entertaining and everyone was friendly. The fact that I didn’t enjoy the food does not mean their entire menu is gross.

Here’s how I would rate it. Pretend these full dots ⚪️ are stars. And ⚫️ is a lack of a star.


Giving it a 3 stars out of 5 total.

Siena Cafe – ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚫️⚫️

  1. Food – ⚪️⚪️⚫️⚫️⚫️
  2. Rules – ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️
  3. Location – ⚪️⚫️⚫️⚫️
  4. Employees – ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️
  5. Presentation – ⚪️⚪️⚫️⚫️⚫️

Siena Cafe Location:

780 S MacArthur Blvd #100, Coppell, TX 75019

Siena Cafe Number:

(972) 462-1726


I enjoyed the presentation on my crepes but I did not enjoy the crepes. My wife really enjoyed her meal, she ordered pancakes with another dish.

It’s next to a nails, waxing, foot massage store, and walk-ins are welcome. (I’m reading the sign)

So, if you have your dog, family, a desire for brunch, and want your nails done – Siena Cafe ain’t half bad.

We are outside and the 15 month old is pulling our dog Charlie around by the the leash. He has finally taken over a task at brunch, a task I don’t enjoy doing.

I did not like my coffee, it was burnt. My eggs tasted buttery.

I needed to go inside in order to order.We were under the impression that our food would be very delicious…

Our dog Charlie really enjoyed the turkey bacon.

It was the only thing in my order that did not have butter on it.

Buttery hashbrowns… So delicious.

I don’t intend on doing bad reviews on my website, and usually just ignore the situation entirely. But I’m aiming at blogging about things that may be a little outside of the bubble.

My wife had a lot to say during this review, so I made up a joke with her about giving bad opinions about things.

If you have something to say, hit the button for Siri…
At least then someone will be listening to you.


He’s asking for more in sign language.

He thinks he wants coffee.

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